
Author Lynne Kaufman has carved an admirable niche creating intimate, dramatic, small cast, biographical plays. A pre-eminent, but by no means exclusive, producer of those works has been San Francisco’s The Marsh, an esteemed and prolific presenter of new works. Frequent collaborator Warren David Keith also participates once again as director.
Otherwise consistent with this oeuvre, Kaufman’s script for this engrossing world premiere about erotic exploration, more from an intellectual than a lascivious perspective, is from completely original material. The cast expands from the usual one or two actors to four, though only two appear at a time, as the vignettes are primarily about relationships. Making the narrative more compelling, the performers are drawn from among the brightest stars in the Bay Area constellation.
Characters and time stamps of the action yo-yo engrossingly between denizens of Pompeii immediately before the historic eruption of Vesuvius and contemporary contributors to the arts. The plotline centers on the opening of a museum in Naples that celebrates previously banned art with a sexual focus, especially on the erect phallus, which appears to have been given much artistic attention in (who knew?) sexy old Pompeii.

A new fresco has been unearthed from the Pompeii ash, and an American film maker (portrayed by Arven Anderson) with a sexual and feminist bent seeks an exclusive viewing to include in an upcoming documentary film. It just so happens that the director of the museum (Johnny Moreno) is a former lover of hers. Thus, she is confident of receiving the favor, but conflict dominates their interaction.
The play’s concept and execution engage throughout, a sequence of dialogues between and a man and a woman. Some audience members could be a little confused by the frequent scene shifts between characters and times, especially with actors playing multiple roles, though I did not find that a problem.
Kaufman’s intent in The Secret Museum seems clear. It should be interpreted very much through the lens of sexual stereotyping, rejecting the impositions that men have traditionally placed on women. The dominant realm is the sexual and its influence on relationships. In the focal couples and in different ways, the unbridled woman pursues and the man demurs, making for unconventional, but in many ways, refreshing sex roles.
The other realm is the arts. In each couple, the woman is the artist, and in different ways, the man objects to the woman’s independence and creativity which he feels should be reserved for men.

Moreno and Anderson are no strangers to Kaufman’s work, as the pair also starred in her play about Anaïs Nin, Shameless Hussy, premiered at The Marsh last year. It too dealt with a woman breaking free from societal constraints.
What is particularly interesting in The Secret Museum is their very different, yet equally captivating acting styles. Indeed, they are reminiscent of Marlon Brando and Kim Hunter in the film Streetcar Named Desire.
Moreno is heavily affected with a percussive speaking style, dramatic facial expression, and integrating body movement from neck to knees as if a boxer bobbing and weaving. Conversely, Anderson seems restrained and naturalistic, as if she were carrying on a conversation guided by a Spencer Tracy dictum of “Don’t act, just speak your lines.” As her character is American and he is Italian, the contrast of cross-cultural chalk and cheese works. Their clashes over a number of topics rivets and begs the question what attracted them to one another in the past. There is also some surprise when one of them tries to rekindle the flame.
The other couple is a real-life couple, and it’s nice to see them spark when they get an opportunity to share the stage, especially facing off in numerous relationship roles. In the play’s opening vignette, Joseph O’Malley plays Apollo, the god representing wisdom and order, while Lyndsy Kail plays Dionysus, the god of festivity and fertility. What may at first seem disconnected to the narrative resolves as we see in each dyad of characters the respective traits that the gods represent. A minor point is that while a cognate of the name Apollo is used in both Greek and Roman mythology, Dionysus is a Greek god, and it is unclear why his Roman counterpart Bacchus would not be used in the play.

Kail effectively impacts and exudes composure in each of her manifestations (womanifestations?). Although she is more ebullient and charming in some of her other characters, I particularly like her as an English painter whose affect belies what she is saying – very English actually. O’Malley distinguishes himself as he shows the greatest range among the actors from the furious Pompeiian husband who insists that his wife heed his demands to the prudish and mousy English husband who can’t believe what he’s hearing from his wife.
Kudos again to the superb acting ensemble for endowing each character with the distinctiveness intended. The playwright’s exploration of these relationships makes for provocative fare, and the play deserves to be extended to full-length to become more marketable. One specific modification to the script going forward might be to increase or emphasize the stakes and therefore the tension. Inadequate conflict tends to be the Achilles heel of relationship fare that doesn’t quite make it.
The Secret Museum, a world premiere, is written by Lynne Kaufman and plays at The Marsh, 1062 Valencia Street, San Francisco, CA through November 22, 2026.













































